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Post by Farm Boy Alfred F Jones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:33 pm

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Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-rollrollrollroll-

Here you go QB, A box just for you <3-hands over twelve- some are flavored -winkwink,nudgenudge-

You're so nice, big brother! Oooh, flavored ones? 8D SEE MAMA? LOOK AT OUR WONDERFUL SHARING ;U;

O_o huh?
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Re: The Demon Show

Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:46 pm

Farm Boy Alfred F Jones wrote:
StarQBAlfredJones wrote:
Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-rollrollrollroll-

Here you go QB, A box just for you <3-hands over twelve- some are flavored -winkwink,nudgenudge-

You're so nice, big brother! Oooh, flavored ones? 8D SEE MAMA? LOOK AT OUR WONDERFUL SHARING ;U;

O_o huh?

Nooooooooooo farmboy you weren't supposed to see that! *HIDES IN MORTIFICATION*
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Post by Lord Arthur Kirkland on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:50 pm

*pats FarmBoy's shoulder* *has a nice and shiny cutlass and pistol*

So, yer the one dating my son, QB, hm? He's a good kid, innocent too. If you were to hurt him, I can assure you that there would be dire consequences, yes? *the cutlass looks extra shiny*

*coughs* Anyways, be sure to use protection and proper lubrication. *dumps condoms and lube on Farmboy*
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Re: The Demon Show

Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:52 pm

StarQBAlfredJones wrote:
Farm Boy Alfred F Jones wrote:
StarQBAlfredJones wrote:
Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-rollrollrollroll-

Here you go QB, A box just for you <3-hands over twelve- some are flavored -winkwink,nudgenudge-

You're so nice, big brother! Oooh, flavored ones? 8D SEE MAMA? LOOK AT OUR WONDERFUL SHARING ;U;

O_o huh?

Nooooooooooo farmboy you weren't supposed to see that! *HIDES IN MORTIFICATION*


*pets QB* There, there. It's not embarrassing to plan for safe sex. The Heroicness









*waves at farm boy* Oh, hello there!



*pats FarmBoy's shoulder* *has a nice and shiny cutlass and pistol*

So, yer the one dating my son, QB, hm? He's a good kid, innocent too. If you were to hurt him, I can assure you that there would be dire consequences, yes? *the cutlass looks extra shiny*

*coughs* Anyways, be sure to use protection and proper lubrication. *dumps condoms and lube on Farmboy*

I hope those condoms and lube are from a good, legitimate brand, love. ^^

Just in case... I wonder if I should have foxy have the talk with them. *taps chin* Perhaps I should.

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Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:55 pm

Mama, why is Daddy so embarrassing? ;A; *mortifiiiiied*
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Re: The Demon Show

Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:59 pm

StarQBAlfredJones wrote:Mama, why is Daddy so embarrassing? ;A; *mortifiiiiied*

*hugs baby and pats head soothingly* I don't know honey. I ask myself that same question all the time. *sigh* But I think there's like a positive correlation between the more he embarrasses you and the level of love he has for you. Not to worry, though, Mama's not going to let him scare Farmboy away with his embarrassing ways! Promise!

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:02 pm

-insta-not-chibi- Lemme give them the talk <3 I wannnaa doo eeettt -jumps around- lemmee leemme leemmmeee

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:04 pm

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-insta-not-chibi- Lemme give them the talk <3 I wannnaa doo eeettt -jumps around- lemmee leemme leemmmeee

^^ Alright.

But no scaring Farmboy away, Foxy! *tisks in warning* Just the very basics.

I'll be watching you, so behave, okay darling? - And tell your father to please buy me more rum. Captain Sparrow took all of mine when he ran away. ;A;

Oh, by any chance, my first-born and favorite baby fox ever, you haven't found a truffle chocolate brownie flavored condom have you? *7*

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Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:13 pm

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*hugs baby and pats head soothingly* I don't know honey. I ask myself that same question all the time. *sigh* But I think there's like a positive correlation between the more he embarrasses you and the level of love he has for you. Not to worry, though, Mama's not going to let him scare Farmboy away with his embarrassing ways! Promise!

Thank you Mama! You're the best Mama ever! *hugs tightly* The Heroicness
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:17 pm

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Thank you Mama! You're the best Mama ever! *hugs tightly* The Heroicness

And you're the best football playing son a Demon Mama could ask for. *hugs and gives pep talk of awesome!* Now go and make an anarchical contract with that farmboy that entitles you to full pampering, free tickets to football games, a weekly allowance, lots of burgers and--I mean, snatch yourself a farmboy, fall in love, date, be cuddly, yeah...



Sorry, baby, Demons, uh, do it differently, ya know?

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:25 pm

I will tell him that mama!

and i will enjoy giving them the talk... -cackles evilly-

pfft. puh-leaze. i have about six boxes of them. Want 'em Mommy?


-pets Mommy- there there. QB is toooo innocent to understand.

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Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:27 pm

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And you're the best football playing son a Demon Mama could ask for. *hugs and gives pep talk of awesome!* Now go and make an anarchical contract with that farmboy that entitles you to full pampering, free tickets to football games, a weekly allowance, lots of burgers and--I mean, snatch yourself a farmboy, fall in love, date, be cuddly, yeah...



Sorry, baby, Demons, uh, do it differently, ya know?

Is that how you and Daddy got together? ;u; It sounds nice though. Free tickets... pampering... b-but I love Farmboy lots and lots, so I guess we don't have to have a contract...
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Re: The Demon Show

Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:33 pm

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:I will tell him that mama!

and i will enjoy giving them the talk... -cackles evilly-

pfft. puh-leaze. i have about six boxes of them. Want 'em Mommy?


-pets Mommy- there there. QB is toooo innocent to understand.

1) You are my favorite fox. <3 Because you help Mama get rum. *sniffles proudly* *grabs Hattie* I--I want you to... I want you to keep Hattie for me. Just for the WEEK! Just to show my love.


..... *sobbing on the inside missing the hat*

2) Be good! Remember, I'm watching you! D8

3) *grabby hands* I'm not gonna use them. I mean, it's not like I'm keeping things in storage to surprise your Papa on his birthday, no, no. I just... I need 'em for my collection.

4) Ah, yes, well, I'm bringing up QB to believe in true love!






QB:Is that how you and Daddy got together? ;u; It sounds nice though. Free tickets... pampering... b-but I love Farmboy lots and lots, so I guess we don't have to have a contract...

^^ Why, yes, that is how your Papa and I got together. I was very naive, then, though, so I settled for unlimited supplies of rum, a little nook and cranny in his closet (where he hid the unicorn cupcakes and plushies), HATTIE - the hat of my life!!, and being able to play Grope Attack Adventure Challenge with the crew. ^^ Eventually your Papa fell in love with me, courted me, and the rest is history -- couldn't imagine living without your Papa now. <33 So, you don't need a contract, sure, but they suuuuure are helpful! The Heroicness


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Post by Farm Boy Alfred F Jones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:37 pm

I'm scared now...
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:44 pm

Farm Boy Alfred F Jones wrote:I'm scared now...

I'm sorry. On behalf of my crazy family, please accept our apologies. Believe in love! In the love you have for QB!

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:54 pm

uhh yeah. sure mum.


-squishes FarmToy and QB- You two likin' the talk so far~? -evil laugh-

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:56 pm

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:uhh yeah. sure mum.


-squishes FarmToy and QB- You two likin' the talk so far~? -evil laugh-

You weren't supposed to scare them but be informational! Foxy. I feel betrayed now. ;A;

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Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:15 pm

@Mama: Mama, that sounds so sweet. ;u;

@Foxy: IHU BIG BRO *SOBS FOREVER*
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Re: The Demon Show

Post by Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:34 am

;n; That's alright QB...go ahead... </3

-would commit suicide, but is her marketing class-


f----

- sulks-

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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:45 am

StarQBAlfredJones wrote:@Mama: Mama, that sounds so sweet. ;u;

@Foxy: IHU BIG BRO *SOBS FOREVER*

D'aww, well, everything's sweet when you're married to your love. ^^ You'll see once you and Farmboy take that next step.

Now if Hattie would come back, everything would be sweet AND perfect. ;A;

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:;n; That's alright QB...go ahead... </3

-would commit suicide, but is her marketing class-


f----

- sulks-

B| WHAT.DID.YOU.DO?!

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Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:34 pm

MAMA, THE TALK WAS SCARY. ;A; AND THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME AND FARMBOY WATCH POOFY AND FUZZY DEMONSTRATE *SOBS FOREVER*
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Re: The Demon Show

Post by Guest on Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:01 am

-had bunnbunn do the talk because foxy woxy was sad- .................


Nyan -flops onto floor-

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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:23 pm

StarQBAlfredJones wrote:MAMA, THE TALK WAS SCARY. ;A; AND THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME AND FARMBOY WATCH POOFY AND FUZZY DEMONSTRATE *SOBS FOREVER*

;A; My poor innocent baby! How could your Papa let that happen?!

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-had bunnbunn do the talk because foxy woxy was sad- .................


Nyan -flops onto floor-

*pets* I'm sorry you're sad. Mama is sad, too. *cuddles* Things will be happier soon. <3

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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:25 pm

-cuddles- Why is mama Sad? ;n; -pets- Tell Foxy Woxy...?

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Post by StarQBAlfredJones on Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:31 pm

BECAUSE PAPA IS A PERVERT ;A;
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