The Foxy Story;;; By Mama Dem. (A.K.A Demon America) -Commentary Filled vers. -

ALRIGHT PEEPS


See this Story was done ages ago, before we lost and gained members and blahblahblah and so on and so forth. And I decided, whelp. I needed a reminder of the awesomeness, Because like Mama says, Foxy really likes this story.

LIKE the thread title says, this will be the commentary FILLED version. Because we all know it's forever and a half long with all the awesome commentary and all the shiznit going on on the side. The other thread is commentary free and it's like... not as long as this shit.

So, if you give me a few moments to throw it together, (otherwise known as copy and paste) We can go on a journey.. With Chibi's and AUs.

And everyone yapping up a storm.

The Foxy Story © Demon America

[18:25:18 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Pigeons wanted to use hairdryers on the ice ;_;
[18:25:31 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Nyoooooo ..;7;
[18:25:31 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Evil, those creatures are
[18:25:54 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -attempts to cling to ceiling fan-
[18:26:13 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Why would you do that? O.O
[18:26:18 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : okay kingy
[18:26:36 25/06/11] Demon America : *unclings foxy* stop it, dear.
[18:26:46 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -pout-
[18:27:03 25/06/11] Demon America : ... so you're just randomly going to be the King Penguin? I guess if Preffy is unofficially the fourth penguin, why not... XD
[18:27:16 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : MommyDemy =D
[18:27:50 25/06/11] Demon America : *nods* Mommy Demy indeed. In real life I was playing momy, too, today. XD
[18:27:54 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Don't be mad at me anymore, I love you. So much. Unfortunately I have my flaws
[18:28:12 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I'm legitimate King Penguin
[18:28:13 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Unofficial king penguin? XD
[18:28:27 25/06/11] Demon America : I guess Kingy is starting his own Penguin clan? XD
[18:28:49 25/06/11] Demon America : All I know is I'm part of the Three Penguins - repping as the Second Penguin! Whoot!
[18:29:32 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : im not mad at you
[18:29:34 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -chewing on mommy's shirt-
[18:29:54 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : so cute *-*
[18:29:56 25/06/11] Demon America : ... funny story about this shirt, actually, but probably not the right time for it. XD
[18:30:18 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : ...maybe you shouldn't be chewing it Foxy
[18:30:47 25/06/11] Demon America : *pets baby* it's okay. i don't mind.
[18:31:15 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -keeps chewing-
[18:31:51 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *still thinks he's cute*
[18:32:11 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Okay, I'm glad. Love you too much to survive you hating me
[18:32:29 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Story mommy? -stopped chewing-
[18:32:42 25/06/11] Demon America : ... oh, hmm. alright. what story did i tell you last time?
[18:32:58 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : No scratch that, I forgot there are Emperor Penguins. I wanna be that.
[18:33:42 25/06/11] Demon America : alright. so now it is the three official penguins + the unofficial 4th penguin + the emperor penguin. awesome. ^^ glad to see it expand.
[18:34:24 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : more penguins makes the world a better place *7*
[18:34:33 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : none of my clothes fit
[18:34:41 25/06/11] Demon America : indeed~!
[18:34:59 25/06/11] Demon America : are the clothes too big now? or too small?
[18:35:08 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : too big
[18:35:22 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : but not enough that i'm the next size.
[18:35:28 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : 'Mommy and Papa's: How they met story' storwie
[18:35:44 25/06/11] Demon America : Ah yes. ^^ Hm. What story do you want now, love?
[18:36:21 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Same here, Queenie, I've gained weight...but the next size is too big
[18:36:35 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : hmm........... A story About Foxysies and Wolfies and penguinies.
[18:36:37 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : wait too big or too small?
[18:36:42 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : i've lost some against all logic
[18:36:58 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : *meanwhile gaining*
[18:37:08 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : i've eaten like shit the past few weeks
[18:37:14 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *-*
[18:37:16 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : yet i lost ten pounds and i feel like its a trap
[18:37:29 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : I wanna hear Wolfie sotry too!
[18:37:38 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *story
[18:37:44 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *O*
[18:38:14 25/06/11] Demon America : .... stressed, queenie? i eat a lot... tend to lose. your body will use more energy depending on what else is going on.
[18:38:18 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I know that feeling Queen =_=. Eat like crap. Lose weight. Makes no sense.
[18:38:45 25/06/11] Demon America : Alright! - Gather 'round my babies. I will tell you a story...
[18:38:51 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : you really must be feeling like crap
[18:39:21 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : what?
[18:39:43 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *listening attentively*
[18:39:51 25/06/11] Demon America : A story about three special penguins.... a heroic penguin! a talented penguin! and an average penguin!
[18:39:58 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : if you're losing while you eat much
[18:40:05 25/06/11] Demon America : alright so two special penguins and a fail penguin
[18:40:18 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I'm the special penguin
[18:40:20 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : wait are you being like. . .snarky or
[18:40:25 25/06/11] Demon America : her metabolism could just be on overdrive. as people reach closer to their 20s, it happens.
[18:40:34 25/06/11] Demon America : ^^ change in hormones! totally normal!
[18:40:44 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : that's not nice *frown*
[18:40:44 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I'm not being snarky
[18:40:51 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : poor fail penguin
[18:41:05 25/06/11] Demon America : That fail penguin, darlings, is me. ^^
[18:41:28 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Why? *confused*
[18:41:43 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : You aren't fail...
[18:41:50 25/06/11] Demon America : Because this is the story of the three penguin wifeys (besties)!
[18:41:56 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : oh. i cant tell.
[18:42:04 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Penguin is not fail ;_;
[18:42:07 25/06/11] Demon America : You will see. Come huddle close and let me tell you this wondrous story of friendship~!
[18:42:17 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Kay~
[18:42:26 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ........ *huddles for story*
[18:42:28 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *huggles blanket*
[18:42:37 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : yeah, it's difficult through the chatbox and I forgot to add a smiley...
[18:43:13 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -curls up in Wolfie's lap for some of the blankie, looking intently at mommy- Stowrie time
[18:43:26 25/06/11] Demon America : Once upon a time, there was a cute chibi foxy and a handsome little wolfie and a magical little preffy...
[18:44:23 25/06/11] Demon America : the three friends wandered without permission into the secret library of a certain usually grumpy Lord Arthur Kirkland. Along the way, they were enchanted by the treats they found hidden in the library - expensive chocolates, jewels, and ancient books.
[18:44:58 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : yay, books and chocolate *O*
[18:45:24 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Best Library ever *7*
[18:45:25 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Jewelies, chocolatie, bookies <3
[18:46:39 25/06/11] Demon America : Just as they were growing particularly comfortable - raiding the chocolate stash, playing dress up with the jewels and left-over hat and boots, and briefly eyeing the books - they heard the booming voice of Lord Kirkland preparing to enter into the library. Afraid of being grounded by his Papa, Foxy tried to find a hiding place...
[18:46:45 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : mmmgh *crawls into kingys lap*
[18:47:43 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : *wraps arms around Queenie**nuzzles*
[18:48:08 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : *slumps*
[18:48:28 25/06/11] Demon America : Are we ready for more, babies? ^^
[18:48:48 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : yes, Yes!! *7*
[18:49:20 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Are you my Empress Penguin?
[18:49:22 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : and what did Wolfie do? *O*
[18:49:40 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : am I?
[18:49:43 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Storrrry *7*?
[18:50:19 25/06/11] Demon America : Wolfie was brilliant~! He looked around, sniffing everywhere until he found a certain book shelf that didn't seem to really be a bookshelf. And in his genius, he found that it was actually a secret door leading to a dark passage!
[18:50:24 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Well, I'm the Emperor Penguin, so it's only obvious that you are.
[18:50:44 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : okey then
[18:50:50 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : My cute Empress Penguin <3
[18:50:55 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Whoa *O*
[18:50:59 25/06/11] Demon America : .... XD my poor penguin wifeys are going to laugh when i tell them i met a pair of emperor and empress penguins. XD
[18:51:24 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : they better respect us, Moany B|
[18:51:49 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Secret passages *7*
[18:52:00 25/06/11] Demon America : .... my wifeys? My wifeys are brilliant. Please. They're ladies. ^^
[18:52:20 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : ;~; I dunwanna be groundeded by papa.
[18:53:06 25/06/11] Demon America : So the three chibi babies walked right into the passage! And then it closed. They were stuck in absolute darkness, listening as Lord Kirkland blamed his poor Demon wife over the bad state of his library....
[18:53:25 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : . . . .i did miss you kingy. . .
[18:53:36 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : poor mommy... make up smex answer?
[18:53:37 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Poor MommaDemy
[18:54:19 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I know, Queenie. Preffy told me. Sorry for being a dick. I thought about you everyday.
[18:54:19 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Bad Lord Kirk D8
[18:54:51 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ....... *looks at foxy* Should Chibi say such things oO
[18:55:37 25/06/11] Demon America : ..... i don't know where he learns it from, preffy.
[18:55:50 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : . I wonder where B|
[18:55:54 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : kirk
[18:56:14 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : papa?
[18:56:14 25/06/11] Demon America : possibly. only recently has he stopped asking for smex since he finally got some. XD
[18:56:38 25/06/11] Demon America : i'm joking, love my cbox hubbie. anyway, moving on with the story~!
[18:56:52 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : ...ew. Foxeh no want hear this~ -covers ears with wolfie's paws- LALALA
[18:56:53 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : There's still influence in the child.. XD
[18:57:22 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : on the child. even o7O
[18:57:49 25/06/11] Demon America : Sorry baby~!
[18:58:01 25/06/11] Demon America : Alright, continuing then so as to erase that terrible slip up!
[18:58:03 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *covers Foxy's ears* don't talk about your sex life in front of your child!
[18:58:14 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Kay^^
[18:58:24 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -stops- Stowrie?
[18:58:24 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : kingy and i do in front of preffy.
[18:58:43 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : I'm younger then Pwettie Preffy
[18:59:17 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : <3
[18:59:19 25/06/11] Demon America : So the three chibis were stuck in darkness~!
[18:59:23 25/06/11] Demon America : Yes, foxy is chibi baby. <33
[18:59:35 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I'm scarred for life.. You just don't realise it B|
[18:59:36 25/06/11] Demon America : Look at those baby paws! *puddle of momy pride*
[18:59:40 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : *plays with Queenie's hair*
[18:59:54 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *waits for the story*
[19:00:16 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : When's will I appear in the story? D'8
[19:00:20 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -chewing on paws- Stwoe mommnie
[19:00:29 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Never Kingy~ <3
[19:00:39 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : *rests head on kingy(
[19:00:41 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Yup. Never <3
[19:00:41 25/06/11] Demon America : Right! So chibis were stuck in total darkness! But then! A spark of light appeared, though it was quite dim and far. The Chibis huddled close together, trying to protect each other....
[19:01:05 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : awwuuu ;_; *huddles*
[19:01:30 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : n-never D8
[19:01:34 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : More like Foxy trying to grope them both
[19:01:53 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : You can rest on me, Queenie. Your personal teddy bear <3
[19:01:58 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Don't even try it >>
[19:02:07 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : I will <3
[19:02:11 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : I will protect them! *proud pose*
[19:02:30 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -grope Wolfie & Pwettie Preffy-
[19:02:45 25/06/11] Demon America : the closer the light came, the more the chibis shivered.... eventually, though, they were able to see the carrier of the light and it was...
[19:02:49 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : W-what was that on my butt?
[19:03:04 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : who?
[19:03:08 25/06/11] Demon America : has no one to be groped by.... oh sob.
[19:03:36 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : your hubby will gladly grope you
[19:03:52 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : or be groped by
[19:04:07 25/06/11] Demon America : .... it was! - a panda!
[19:04:14 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : No one gropes Preffy >>
[19:04:28 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : A PANDA *7*
[19:04:33 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : PANDA! And an Emperor Penguin
[19:04:45 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : PANDA :3
[19:04:48 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : PANDAAA *O*
[19:05:07 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Foxy just groped you
[19:05:11 25/06/11] Demon America : Yes, a panda dressed in very cute steampunk attire made up of a faded brown leather vest with bronze buttons and a peculiar looking stopwatch hanging from one of his paws.
[19:05:19 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Hello Kirk ^^
[19:05:26 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : So many people *u*
[19:05:28 25/06/11] Demon America : On his head, he had a pair of goggles. And it was with great care that he walked close.
[19:05:38 25/06/11] Demon America : *glomps!* Kirkie! I'm telling the babies a story~! ^^
[19:05:40 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : I wanna chew on Stop watchie
[19:05:40 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : PAPA
[19:05:49 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : YOU JOIN STORY TIME, OUI?
[19:05:49 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Kirky~
[19:06:05 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Panda is DRESSED o7o
[19:06:06 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *hugs Demon* Sure I'll join story time
[19:06:15 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : stowrie time <3
[19:06:31 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : >7< I like story time <3
[19:06:40 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Hi Kirk=D
[19:07:02 25/06/11] Demon America : *cuddles close to kirk* alright! so, we're clear on the Panda, yes? ^^
[19:07:11 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : yupp^^
[19:07:18 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : pandaa*-*
[19:07:22 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *cuddles Demon* <3
[19:08:11 25/06/11] Demon America : ^^ You should read the archives, love, so you can see your small cameo appearance in the story.
[19:08:25 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : PAPA DONT GROUND MEEE
[19:08:28 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : continue bed-time story *pout*
[19:08:41 25/06/11] Demon America : Oh, yes, sorry, my dears.
[19:08:51 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Stowrie
[19:09:19 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : *wished he had a blanket* ;7;
[19:09:20 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I never got a cameo ó_ò
[19:09:43 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : We said you wouldnt 8|
[19:09:57 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : So much fun teasing <3 hahaha
[19:10:04 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : . . . .hi kirk
[19:10:06 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : not teasing~
[19:10:07 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Come under mine Preffy~
[19:10:07 25/06/11] Demon America : ... hush now dears, no fighting.
[19:10:09 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : So you snuck into my library, hm?
[19:10:11 25/06/11] Demon America : all will have a role
[19:10:14 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : /changes color
[19:10:19 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : boo
[19:10:26 25/06/11] Demon America : maybe...
[19:10:29 25/06/11] Demon America : *grins&
[19:10:31 25/06/11] Demon America : **
[19:10:32 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Now continue mommy~ <3
[19:10:34 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : ^^
[19:10:36 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : blue <3
[19:11:02 25/06/11] Demon America : Yes, yes. Well, this Panda was actually the captain of a flying ship~!
[19:11:17 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : now foxy and i don't look similar
[19:11:23 25/06/11] Demon America : And he had a crew of infamous sky pirates!
[19:11:29 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : *climbs under Wolfy's blanket* flyyyyinh ship o7o
[19:11:57 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Pirates *7*
[19:12:08 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Sky pirates *7*
[19:12:08 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : piwites
[19:12:24 25/06/11] Demon America : Indeed!
[19:12:28 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Privateers are much more respectable. *huff*
[19:12:43 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Sky Pirate sounds better *huff*
[19:12:47 25/06/11] Demon America : ..... Ahem, this is the story of my sky pirate friends, thank you.
[19:12:54 25/06/11] Demon America : ^^ Glad you think so.
[19:12:56 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : You don't really make yourself look very respectable, Kirk
[19:13:10 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Pirates are cool
[19:13:14 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Papa? Respwectible? ha....
[19:13:15 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : ^^
[19:13:24 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Pirates are nasty thieves who have no respect for laws or countries.
[19:13:26 25/06/11] Demon America : Alright then, shall I continue?
[19:13:27 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : kirk is mean
[19:13:33 25/06/11] Demon America : ....... *was sky pirate*
[19:13:37 25/06/11] Demon America : *sob*
[19:13:40 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : yupp, you shall
[19:13:52 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : There was one nasty /French/ pirate who cut out a person's heart and made one of his prisoners eat it
[19:13:59 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Pirates are sexy nasty thieves who are awesome because the have no respcet for the laws or countries
[19:14:03 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Luckily the bastard got eaten by cannibals. *nodnod*
[19:14:04 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : and that's really hot
[19:14:05 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : sky pirates are cool *glares at Kirk*
[19:14:16 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Sky privateers are better.
[19:14:32 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : O7O ........ ;_;... Do not want
[19:14:38 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : Stowrie will continue or Foxy will throw a tantrum
[19:14:40 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Respecting the law is boring
[19:14:57 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -inhales deeply, glowering at Everyone-
[19:15:08 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Demy, continue, please?
[19:15:13 25/06/11] Demon America : Alright, let me continue everyone
[19:15:18 25/06/11] Demon America : Of course. <3
[19:15:24 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : kingy i have to go eat
[19:15:35 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : brb?
[19:15:41 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : story <3 -snuggles down-
[19:15:52 25/06/11] Demon America : So the Panda was actually not the Captain, but the retired Captain of the HMS Harlot, which was now operated by Captain Chastity Lovelace.
[19:16:06 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Okay Queenie
[19:16:22 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : o7o Oohhh
[19:16:31 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -drooling a little-
[19:16:48 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : HMS Harlot 8D
[19:17:31 25/06/11] Demon America : the crew of the HMS Harlot were an interesting set.
[19:18:37 25/06/11] Demon America : There was Mr. Spot - the Panda - a very interesting orange tabby cat named Gears, who belonged to the ship's surgeon - the kidnapped wife of an Earl by the name of Marjorie Kipps, affectionately called Skipper.
[19:18:39 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : why?
[19:18:52 25/06/11] Demon America : why....?
[19:19:03 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : was he skipping a lot?
[19:19:26 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *snuggles Wifey*
[19:19:57 25/06/11] Demon America : It was a female, and no. Because her last name was Kipps, so it rhymed with Skipper.
[19:20:42 25/06/11] Demon America : Actually, it had to do more with the fact that Skipper tended to "skip" fights. She was a pacifist, tea-loving surgeon that mostly stayed with her cat Gears
[19:20:43 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : Got it^^
[19:20:54 25/06/11] Demon America : Sure! ^^ Everyone ready?
[19:21:06 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : kitty... -sparkly eyes-
[19:21:09 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I'm Skipper
[19:21:15 25/06/11] Demon America : *is snuggled* *kiss*
[19:21:21 25/06/11] Demon America : ... no, you're not.
[19:21:35 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : I'm not? D'8
[19:21:41 25/06/11] Demon America : No.
[19:22:11 25/06/11] Demon America : Now, Captain Chastity Lovelace was also an interesting one! An amazing sword-fighter, she could navigate the skies like a pro!
[19:22:18 25/06/11] Queen of Spades : back
[19:22:30 25/06/11] Demon America : She also had an affinity for all things cute and a serious talent for the needle and thread.
[19:23:00 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : hi Queenie
[19:23:25 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : welcome back Queenie ^^
[19:23:55 25/06/11] Demon America : wb queenie! shall i continue? ^^
[19:23:57 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : wb Queenie
[19:24:13 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : All things cute? *7*
[19:24:14 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Continue, luv~
[19:24:56 25/06/11] Demon America : Alright. There were two other people in the crew - Alec Darwin, an extraordinary gentleman with a great talent for metal wielding and a love for steam and formality.
[19:25:10 25/06/11] Demon America : His top hat was particularly striking, and he was perhaps the best shot in the skies
[19:25:39 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *giggle*
[19:25:39 25/06/11] Demon America : And then there was Erik! .... And no one really knew what Erik did other than look awesome. And he had cool goggles and could cook. ^^
[19:26:14 25/06/11] Werewolf_Alfred : *giggle again*
[19:26:24 25/06/11] Demon America : The three chibis were brought into the ship~! And they soon found out that the ship was set to travel to the Land of Spades!
[19:27:04 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Ooosh *7*
[19:27:04 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Oh I think it's my turn soon
[19:27:04] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Ooosh *7*
[19:27:04] @ King of Spades : Oh I think it's my turn soon
[19:27:20] Demon America : But before they could travel to a different dimension, they had to return to their own time - Victorian England. (This is a steampunk novel, dears. Do not question it.) They needed to return immediately as they needed to warn the Queen of a plot being held against all of England!
[19:27:39] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Not the Queen! *gasp*
[19:27:49] Demon America : *pets* I'm afraid so, luv.
[19:27:55] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Oh noes DDD8
[19:27:59] Demon America : Turns out that they had to warn the Queen of a zombie attack.
[19:28:05] Alfred Foxy Jones : ... chh.
[19:28:16] Alfred Foxy Jones : ZOMBIES <33333
[19:28:33] Demon America : I think I'm actually f-ing up the original plot of this, but whateves... I made it originally so I can change it!
[19:28:35] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I'm going to die as a zombie T7T
[19:28:41] Lord Arthur Kirkland : but if they were protecting the Queen, would't they be privateers?
[19:28:43] @ King of Spades : D8 the British zombies? They're the nasty kind
[19:28:54] Alfred Foxy Jones : Do we have to warn the queen 8|
[19:28:57] Demon America : They were actually engineered by the French.
[19:28:58] Werewolf_Alfred : I have never met British zombies...
[19:29:02] Demon America : We do!
[19:29:05] Werewolf_Alfred : O.O
[19:29:22] Alfred Foxy Jones : -sigh- Not like theys gonna win
[19:29:26] Demon America : Alas, just as the ship made it to London... it crashed against Big Ben.
[19:29:34] @ King of Spades : That's what you think Wolfy
[19:29:37] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Those nasty Frenchmen.... *fistshake*
[19:29:46] Werewolf_Alfred : We shouldn't let England get eaten by zombies
[19:29:50] @ King of Spades : French zombies?
[19:30:00] Werewolf_Alfred : especially
[19:30:13] Alfred Foxy Jones : Ch.
[19:30:15] Demon America : no, no, the disease was engineered by the french, but the first to get it was an english man.
[19:30:24] Queen of Spades : . . . . .
[19:30:30] Queen of Spades : but where are kingy and i?
[19:30:32] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ... DDD8.. CLOSE TEH BORDERS
[19:30:35] Alfred Foxy Jones : haha. Stupid English man <3
[19:30:37] Werewolf_Alfred : ...and thus the French bring us the end of the world
[19:30:39] Werewolf_Alfred : knew it
[19:30:46] Demon America : see, a jealous member of parliament wanted to consolidate all the government under the crown and have absolute power and from there take over europe~!
[19:30:52] @ King of Spades : yeah I thought they were heading to the Land of Spades B|
[19:31:01] Alfred Foxy Jones : smart woman.
[19:31:11] Werewolf_Alfred : you two are already zombies
[19:31:18] Demon America : he teamed up with the French and was using political influence to get others to help him...
[19:31:19] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ,,,,,, Kick his ass off the island B|
[19:31:34] Demon America : so it was that when the crew tried to explain to the officers why they were there, they were threatened with jail time!
[19:31:44] @ King of Spades : I'm not a zombie DDD8
[19:31:48] Demon America : They will get to the Land of Spades, Kingy.
[19:31:53] Demon America : No. You're King of Spades.
[19:32:04] Demon America : And Queenie is the Queen of Spades.
[19:32:16] @ King of Spades : Oh okay *sits and waits patiently with Queenie*
[19:32:16] Werewolf_Alfred : but they didn't go to jail, irght?
[19:32:24] Werewolf_Alfred : *right
[19:32:27] Alfred Foxy Jones : Can we just Use the Captain as a Trade? i mean she must be pretty damn sexy...\
[19:32:37] Alfred Foxy Jones : -cough-
[19:32:43] Lord Arthur Kirkland : What about the Queen?! ;A;
[19:32:47] Demon America : Nope~! They started running! Captain Chastity grabbed Preffy and Wolfie while Lady Kipps grabbed baby Foxy and they ran!
[19:33:02] Alfred Foxy Jones : running <3
[19:33:14] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Ruuuuuuuning >7<
[19:33:21] Demon America : *pets* Love, we'll get to the queen soon. You'll play a role in all of it, too.
[19:33:22] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Run for teh palace >7<
[19:33:32] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I've never seen it up close >7<
[19:34:13] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Good. Save the Queen!
[19:34:16] Demon America : They hid for a while to regroup. They had other friends in the area, but they were uncertain if they'd be able to reach them on time. Without a ship, they had to be intelligent and formulate a plan.
[19:35:28] Demon America : But just as Lady Kipps and Chastity had come up with a relatively safe route to the Kipps Mansion, a zombie jumped out from the shadows
[19:36:08] Alfred Foxy Jones : -squeaks-
[19:36:29] Demon America : Foxy was so afraid he yelled out for his Papa!
[19:36:40] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : DD8 ZOMBIE,
[19:37:06] Alfred Foxy Jones : Papa~ ;~;
[19:37:25] Demon America : But his Papa was in another dimension and couldn't hear him....
[19:37:39] Demon America : in this time period, Foxy was not yet Lord Kirkland's son. And Lord Kirkland was not a privateer.
[19:37:54] Queen of Spades : >>
[19:38:13] Demon America : shall i continue or are you all bored?
[19:38:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : I wasn't a privateer? What was I?
[19:38:32] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : No *7* *complete attention*
[19:38:44] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Continueeee
[19:38:57] @ King of Spades : D8
[19:39:04] Demon America : You were just a Lord. XD
[19:39:15] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Alright.
[19:39:20] Queen of Spades : /waiting
[19:39:23] Demon America : There was no Demy either.
[19:39:34] Werewolf_Alfred : no? D:
[19:39:39] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : DD8
[19:39:50] Demon America : Nope~! Different time periods and dimensions.
[19:40:25] Alfred Foxy Jones : No Mommy~? -cries-
[19:40:44] Alfred Foxy Jones : no Papa either ;~;
[19:40:53] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : None of us has a mama and papa? ;7;
[19:40:59] Alfred Foxy Jones : I'm Fu-fickled..
[19:41:08] Demon America : *huggles* Hush hush sweeties. It'll be fine. Shall I continue?
[19:41:12] Alfred Foxy Jones : Imma be icky and zombie foxehed...
[19:41:17] Demon America : Don't worry, Foxy, Your Daddy will save you.
[19:41:24] Alfred Foxy Jones : Yay <3 ;~;
[19:41:27] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Continuuue
[19:41:35] Alfred Foxy Jones : Continue~
[19:42:01] Werewolf_Alfred : Continue
[19:42:09] Demon America : Everyone was running, more zombies joining in the chase! The streets were dim lit, not a soul out so late, and the fog was growing thicker, making it difficult to see
[19:43:22] Demon America : Chastity was near the front with the two chibis, beginning to hand them off over to Alec, who was a faster runner than all because of his height and long legs.
[19:43:22] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ;7;
[19:43:43] Alfred Foxy Jones : Imma die ;~; -clings to Wolfie- Give Mama And Papa Chloe and Kyuu -teary eyed-
[19:44:13] Demon America : Gears ran behind poor Lady Kipps, who, because of Chastity's love for all things cute, had been stuffed into a particularly lovely petticoat...
[19:44:15] Werewolf_Alfred : YOu won't die ;_; *hugs Foxy*
[19:44:18] Demon America : alas it was not very practical...
[19:44:31] Queen of Spades : kingy and i are waiting ;n;
[19:44:54] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Poor gears ;n;
[19:44:56] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Where are you in all this, luv?
[19:44:58] Demon America : Oh, I'm sorry. You all don't appear until near the end... then you all join to see Penguin Land. But I can change it if you'd like to come in sooner.
[19:45:08] @ King of Spades : waiting D'8
[19:45:11] Alfred Foxy Jones : If mommy lets me die, maybe just give him a kick in the shin for me
[19:45:16] Demon America : ... me? That's a secret.
[19:45:24] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Tell me!
[19:45:25] Demon America : I'm sort of in there.
[19:45:48] Demon America : Alright, I shall continue~!
[19:45:52] Werewolf_Alfred : Where? You are one of the crewmates?
[19:45:52] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Hm~ Do explain
[19:46:13] Demon America : *nods* The crewmates are all real people.
[19:46:25] Demon America : But actualy, I'm not a crewmate this time because I'm actually a penguin laer
[19:46:33] Lord Arthur Kirkland : You were a pirate?!
[19:46:39] Alfred Foxy Jones : ch.
[19:46:43] Alfred Foxy Jones : Now continue~
[19:46:54] Demon America : .... in a past life. XD
[19:47:15] Demon America : Except no in the story because I'm the storyteller
[19:47:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *pets Demon*
[19:47:44] Demon America : *is petted* Shall I carry on? Or are we bored?
[19:48:16] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Carrrry on Demy Penquin >7<
[19:48:28] Demon America : Thankies Preffy Penguin.
[19:48:35] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Continue!
[19:48:41] Demon America : At the end I will explain the real life story of the HMS Harlot. XD
[19:48:42] Lord Arthur Kirkland : We must save the Queen!
[19:48:43] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : >7< <4
[19:48:45] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : <3
[19:48:47] Demon America : Right, yes!
[19:48:54] Alfred Foxy Jones : mommy needs to continue before Foxy chews on his tail
[19:49:04] Alfred Foxy Jones : -already chewing on it-
[19:49:39] Demon America : So~! Gears took a wrong turn and ended up being separated from the group! Mr. Panda, whose hefty stature and weight made him a slow runner, was captured first by the zombies and fell with a thud on the concrete behind Lady Kipps.
[19:50:12] Demon America : Foxy held on for dear life. Aware that Gears was missing, she handed Foxy off the Erik, making a quick decision to turn back...
[19:50:48] Alfred Foxy Jones : goner~
[19:51:00] Demon America : ... in the future, but not yet.
[19:51:10] Alfred Foxy Jones : Gears better not get zombied ;~;
[19:51:20] Demon America : No, no. Gears is too awesome
[19:51:37] Alfred Foxy Jones : oui
[19:52:41] Demon America : So it was that Lady Kipps - surgeon by trade - took out the few knives she carried with her and managed to take two zombies down. From the distance, Chastity continued to lead her crew down the street.... in the distance, a certain blonde gentleman with thick brows was wandering the night alone.
[19:52:48] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ;u; No one becomes zombie!!
[19:52:56] Demon America : Panda did.
[19:53:04] Lord Arthur Kirkland : I better not be a zombie.
[19:53:16] Demon America : ..... ahem~!
[19:53:17] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : PANDA NO D8
[19:54:20] Demon America : Afraid for Kipps, Alec handed off the chibis, running behind to help his crewmate.
[19:55:23] Demon America : "Is he a zombie?" Wolfie asked, looking over at the gentleman smoking in the fog of night. Chastity shook her head, "No, I don't think so. He looks like a noble..."
[19:55:38] @ King of Spades : ÖoÖ
[19:56:03] Alfred Foxy Jones : Papa? -curious Foxy peeks out of Blanket-
[19:56:24] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Smoking. LUL
[19:56:54] Demon America : "Oi, sir! Can you help us?" yelled Erik. And immediately Foxy recognized his Papa and went off running! "Papa, Papa~!" the baby yelled, "Mommy~! Papa~! Save me from the Zombwies!"
[19:58:19 25/06/11] Demon America : Lord Arthur Kirkland, a rich nobleman and bachelor, did not have any children. He was also not a married man. He lived alone in an expensive mansion where he was known to hold many parties and invite many famous people to his infamous Tea Debates.
[19:58:52 25/06/11] Demon America : ((Alright, I'm changing things... King and Queen of Spades will show up soon. This is getting long and ridiculous. XD))
[19:59:39 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : (Long and Ridic is fun XD)
[19:59:59 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : (( Demy Penguin is creating masterpiece in our chatbox *7* )
[20:00:14 25/06/11] Demon America : The cute little chibi that jumped into his arms did not look familiar. But he was curious. And just as the crew had reached him, a zombie jumped out from the shadows, jumping Captain Chastity...
[20:00:17 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : (yessss <33) [20:00:58 25/06/11] Demon America : Lord Kirkland, who had both great aim and shot, managed to bring out his gun in one quick swop, shooting at the zombie with enough zeal to momentarily stun him. But by then it was too late for Chastity...
[20:01:32 25/06/11] Demon America : Foxy eyed his Papa with pride...
[20:01:37 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : (-squeaks-)
[20:01:55 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *proud of self XD*
[20:02:21 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : *Proud Of Papa*
[20:02:43 25/06/11] Demon America : "Hey! Hey!" Alec's voice alerted them to the return of Alec and Lady Kipps, both of whom were carrying a comatose Mr. Panda.
[20:03:08 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : >7<
[20:03:28 25/06/11] Demon America : "Are you all alright?" Lady Kipps asked, her dress torn to her knees, blood stained all over her... Alec looked equally worse, a large scar now lining his cheek.
[20:04:27 25/06/11] Demon America : "Quick," Lord Kirkland muttered, throwing the cigarette on the ground and quickly grounding it with his foot. He kicked the zombie aside, "someone grab her. We must get to safety. Soon."
[20:05:04 25/06/11] Demon America : "And you," he looked down at the Foxy in his arms. "I'm not your Papa."
[20:05:04 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : *7* Go go go
[20:05:05 25/06/11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *smirks*
[20:05:17 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -cries loudly-
[20:05:22 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Harsh papa is harsh >>
[20:05:39 25/06/11] Demon America : Little Preffy stared in awe at the return of Lady Kipps and watched with teary eyes the sleeping countenance of Mr. Panda.
[20:06:00 25/06/11] Demon America : "Is he alwight?" he asked, his tiny robes dragging on the ground.
[20:06:21 25/06/11] Demon America : Alec shook his head, " 'fraid not. But we'll figure something out. I don't think he'd attack us..."
[20:06:55 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Nyuuuu ;7;
[20:07:37 25/06/11] Demon America : "Wrong!" Lord Kirkland interrupted, ".. he'll wake up soon, and he will be hungry. And he will attack what first he sees. But I've a solution. Come now. Into my carriage..." and so they walked a long block down, the chibis trying to [20:05:39 25/06/11] Demon America : Little Preffy stared in awe at the return of Lady Kipps and watched with teary eyes the sleeping countenance of Mr. Panda.
[20:06:00 25/06/11] Demon America : "Is he alwight?" he asked, his tiny robes dragging on the ground.
[20:06:21 25/06/11] Demon America : Alec shook his head, " 'fraid not. But we'll figure something out. I don't think he'd attack us..."
[20:06:55 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Nyuuuu ;7;
[20:07:37 25/06/11] Demon America : "Wrong!" Lord Kirkland interrupted, ".. he'll wake up soon, and he will be hungry. And he will attack what first he sees. But I've a solution. Come now. Into my carriage..." and so they walked a long block down, the chibis trying to keep up. They found the carriage and crowded in... Mr. Panda was set in the middle, on the ground. Chastity was held by Erik.
[20:07:49 25/06/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : -still crying-
[20:07:49 25/06/11] @ King of Spades : Ö.Ö such an intense story
[20:08:11 25/06/11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Master.Peice O7O
[20:08:32 25/06/11] Demon America : Baby Foxy was crying the whole way. He wanted his Papa - his real Papa, and his Mommy. Now Chastity, the one person that had made him feel safe, was likely dead. And he wasn't particularly fond of the bloody looking Kipps.
[20:09:36 25/06/11] Demon America : They soon reached the Mansion, though. They were surprised to find that by the door was a strange looking woman.... she had fairy wings on her back, but they were mechanical, built out of rusty gears and tubes that had lights flashing with rapid blinks. In her hand, she held a wand. [20:10:28] Alfred Foxy Jones : Tetanus shot?
[20:12:03] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Mechanical fairy wings >7<
[20:12:12] Demon America : "I've... other guests," Lord Kirkland muttered, helping everyone walk inside. "Some madmen saying they're the King and Queen of some strange country of Spades have come.
[20:12:55] Demon America : I found them in similar conditions to you all. Zombies. Just last night," he began to light another cigarette, throwing off his coat. "Come in. I've some rum if you want it."
[20:13:54] Alfred Foxy Jones : (Vodka? D:)
[20:14:04] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : KING AND QUEENIE >7<
[20:14:21] Lord Arthur Kirkland : RUM <3
[20:14:34] @ King of Spades : OMGOMG >7<
[20:14:39] Alfred Foxy Jones : (Papa Shouldn’t smoke near Foxy 8|)[20:15:28] @ King of Spades : zombie ...D'8
[20:16:02] Queen of Spades : wait why are we zombies
[20:16:03] Queen of Spades : ;n;
[20:16:42] Demon America : you're not....
[20:16:52] @ King of Spades : T^T
[20:16:56] Lord Arthur Kirkland : I wouldn't keep zombies as houseguests.
[20:17:02] Demon America : sorry. lord kirkland is saying he found them like the crew... during a zombie attack
[20:17:23] Alfred Foxy Jones : Continue mommy
[20:17:32] Demon America : ^^ Sure. Are we all ready?
[20:17:35] @ King of Spades : ah D8
[20:17:54] Alfred Foxy Jones : oui
[20:18:35] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Go 8D
[20:18:57] Demon America : The King and Queen of Spades were exactly who Captain Chastity had originally been set on seeing. They had hoped to discuss a way for the Kingdom of Spades to proactively make peace with Victorian England through the HMS Harlot. Alas, when Captain Chastity had sent word to the Land of Spades that she'd be unable to steer in their direction for a while still, the King of Spades and his Queen had opted for a diplomatic visit.

[20:19:36] Demon America : They, too, hoped that by warning the Queen, they'd be able to gain some trust... alas, they didn't understand the Parliamentary system, limited powers, or the basic layout of the city and had become lost.
[20:20:02] Demon America : The Queen graciously told his story while sipping tea.
[20:20:33] Demon America : "How did the babies find Mr. Panda, though?" the King of Spades asked, playing on the floor with the little ones. He eyed baby Preffy with surprise. It looked just like his son.
[20:21:13] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : ;7; <3
[20:21:14] Demon America : "We hwid from Lord Kirkie, Papwa~!" baby Preffy explained. The King's eyes widened. It was his son!
[20:21:59] Demon America : Lady Kipps, who had remained tight lipped and quiet stepped forward. "T--that explains it. I had told Mr. Panda to go in search of Lord Kirkland. I had not expected Mr. Panda to find him in a different dimensnion."
[20:22:00] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Paaapa ;7;
[20:22:02] @ King of Spades : OMG <3<3<3<3 >7<
[20:22:07] Alfred Foxy Jones : ;~; No fair. I want my papa and mommy... I'm stuck with an AU jerkface who made me cry
[20:22:09] @ King of Spades : Papa >7< *cries*[20:22:28] Demon America : All will be revealed soon, my darling.
[20:23:11] Demon America : "Why did you need to find me?" Lord Kirkland seemed particularly confused, furrowing his brow. "I know who you are Lady Kipps, but you and I are not friends and never have been."
[20:23:52] Queen of Spades : . . . . .baby talk to mummy too D:
[20:24:18] @ King of Spades : >7< *pinches son*
[20:24:19] Demon America : "Hey now, let's not fight, huh? - We're obviously all trying to help this place, right?" the King of Spades interrupted, nuzzling his son and trying to play hero all at once. Queenie petted his son. "Quite right. And now that our son is here, we've interests at stake."
[20:24:42] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : maaama *grabby hands*
[20:25:13] Alfred Foxy Jones : .... -chewing on tail-
[20:25:14] @ King of Spades : >7< *tears of happiness*
[20:26:29] Queen of Spades : *huggles baby*
[20:27:04] Demon America : Preffy hugged his parents, feeling protected.
[20:27:07] Alfred Foxy Jones : continue?
[20:27:10] Alfred Foxy Jones : yayay
[20:27:24] Alfred Foxy Jones : lucky Preffy ;`;
[20:27:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *listening*
[20:27:55] Demon America : "I just want to know why she was looking for me..." Lord Kirkland asked. "And what other me? What other dimension?"
[20:28:04] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : >7< *Has greatest mama and papa in the world*
[20:28:51] @ King of Spades : *of course**family hug*
[20:28:55] Demon America : Alec and Erik continued to tend to Chastity and Mr. Panda. The fairy tended to them as well, waving her mechanical wand over them. "They will be fine. When they wake, they'll be vegetables for a while. It'll take a long time for their selves to return, but at least they won't be zombies..."
[20:29:40] Demon America : And now I need audience participation~!
[20:29:53] Alfred Foxy Jones : participation?
[20:29:56] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Oh? *7*?
[20:29:59] Demon America : No. It's not clap if you believe...
[20:30:11] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Awwuu ;_;
[20:30:21] Alfred Foxy Jones : yay
[20:30:31] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I do believe in fairies. I do. I do
[20:30:48] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Of course! Fairies are real
[20:31:03] @ King of Spades : No, they aren't
[20:31:07] Demon America : Audience! Lord Kirkland! Foxy! Choose. Who wil be Demon's previous life!
[20:31:21] Queen of Spades : Yes they are Kingy. >I
[20:31:32] Queen of Spades : ehhH?
[20:31:35] Queen of Spades : u-uhm.
[20:31:43] @ King of Spades : DDD'8 but I've never seen ...
[20:31:50] Demon America : The choices are: Mr. Panda, Chastity, Kipps, Alec, Erik or Gears!
[20:31:50] Alfred Foxy Jones : hmm....
[20:32:02] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Hm...
[20:32:04] @ King of Spades : Mhmm...I vote for Kingy
[20:32:05] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Chastity.
[20:32:35] Demon America : .... Kingy... you can;t be Demon's previous life!
[20:32:40] Alfred Foxy Jones : Decisionnsss ;~;
[20:32:56] Demon America : Come on audience. ^^ Choose quickly. Time is of the essence!
[20:33:16] Demon America : You might as well choose who you'd rather see die. XD
[20:33:18] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I vote.... Chastity as well~ @7@
[20:33:24] Alfred Foxy Jones : nghh -hard choice, why you make Foxy confuzzled- Whatever Papa Said!
[20:33:38] @ King of Spades : why can't I be?
[20:33:55] Demon America : you can't be Demon AND King of Spades.
[20:34:03] Demon America : So, Chastity?
[20:34:05] @ King of Spades : ...............D8
[20:34:15] Demon America : Alright! [20:34:05] @ King of Spades : ...............D8
[20:34:15] Demon America : Alright!
[20:34:42] Queen of Spades : Kingy, if you were demon you wouldn't be my king!
[20:34:58] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Kingy, as awesome as you are... you can't be two people ;_;
[20:35:19] @ King of Spades : Ah okay, makes sense guys D8
[20:36:14] Demon America : "Lord Kirkland," Kipps cleared her throat, "I--In another dimension, you are married to a Demon, and the little Foxy there is your son. But before your wife was a Demon, he had a previous life. And I'm afraid that Captain Chastity has - as was expected - been caught by the zombies... we had hoped it would be after we'd told the Queen of impending doom, but now we're in a tough position. We must ask you to please kill your wife."
[20:37:37] Alfred Foxy Jones : (Papa... has to kill mommy...? ;~
[20:37:37] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : DDD8
[20:37:47] Lord Arthur Kirkland : .... I have to kill you? ;A;
[20:37:51] Alfred Foxy Jones : Why is there A smiley XD
[20:38:18] @ King of Spades : How tragic
[20:38:37] @ King of Spades : This is like X CLAMP and Code Geass all over again
[20:38:37] Demon America : Erik huffed, "t--this isn't the first time we've started this mission. Last time we failed as well. The previous time, too. Each time she gets caught faster. All we know is if we let her live, she'll be kidnapped and be forced to come after us. Such was her wish. We know it must be tough on you to have to kill someone, but she is no one to you in this dimension, and she will surely be born again... it's not a great sacrifice to ask for your country, is it?"
[20:39:19] Demon America : Lady Kipps looked down at the ground, "We've lost Gears. He's the one that's been helping us travel through time. Without him, we won't be able to return if we fail. Y--You must do it..."
[20:40:00] @ King of Spades : and HetaOni
[20:40:12] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Oh god HetaOni D8
[20:40:47] Queen of Spades : ;n;
[20:40:52] Queen of Spades : kingy this is sad
[20:40:56] Queen of Spades : would you kill me?
[20:41:04] Demon America : XD yes, well, do you want me to stop? let me know. ^^ i don't want to bore you...
[20:41:17] Demon America : So, Lord Kirkland, will you kill Captain Chastity?
[20:41:42] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Preffy starting to get tired now x7X
[20:42:03] Lord Arthur Kirkland : oh god HetaOni.
[20:42:07] Demon America : Alec contimued, "we were hoping to find you before to warn you... so you wouldn't find us.... at least this time you both didn't meet."
[20:42:12] Demon America : Oh, Preffy, go to sleep, darling.
[20:42:21] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *sighs* If I must... [20:42:51] Demon America : .... wow. such courage.
[20:43:16] Lord Arthur Kirkland : You don't become a privateer without courage
[20:43:39] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : I'm going to now ;7; Waaahh please save story <3
[20:43:45] Alfred Foxy Jones : -clings to papa-
[20:43:49] Demon America : "Wait~!" the King of Spades interrupted. "But you said other times she was a zombie, right?" The crew members nodded, "right!" The Queen of Spades smiled, "well, the fairy said she won't be a zombie, right? She'll be dumb as a doorbell, but not a zombie so why must she still die?"
[20:43:56] Alfred Foxy Jones : I am Preffy <3 I'll show you later
[20:44:02] Demon America : XD If someone saves it, I will love them.
[20:44:16] Demon America : I'll send you my email and you can send me the word file. XD
[20:44:21] @ King of Spades : I would never want to kill you, Queenie
[20:44:43] @ King of Spades : I'd rather die than do that
[20:44:45] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Yay. Alrighty guys. Tired!Pretty out of here. Goodnight <3
[20:44:48] Demon America : Alas, Lord Kirkland was already bringing out his gun. "It doesn't matter much to me. If it will save the Kingdom..."
[20:44:52] Alfred Foxy Jones : Night <3
[20:44:53] Demon America : Night darling!
[20:44:59] Queen of Spades : but what if you /had/ to?
[20:45:04] Queen of Spades : goodnight baby
[20:45:23] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ : Night Foxy, Penquin, and mama <3
[20:45:35] @ King of Spades : D8 I want the word file as well
[20:45:47] GryffindorPrefect Arthur~ is Disconnected on Sat 25 Jun 2011 - 20:45
[20:45:51] @ King of Spades : I...can't Queenie
[20:46:19] Demon America : Wolfie was howling in the background, hiding behind the King and Queen. The fairy looked down at the Captain. "She was attacked quite badly, I don't know if I can save her...." Lord Kirkland hid his gun again. "If it comes down to worst, I'll do it. But not yet."
[20:47:00] Demon America : Foxy let out a relieved sigh, eyeing the Captain. He turned to Lord Kirkland, and cried, "I want to go hwome!"
[20:47:18] Alfred Foxy Jones : <3[20:48:47] Demon America : They spent the rest of the night in silence, looking at both Mr. Panda and Captain Chastity. And Lord Kirkland was surprised to know that in another dimension, he was married to a man, and a privateer. The lasting question of the evening was - if Captain Chastity would be reborn as Demon, what had she done in this life that was so terrible?
[20:49:04] Demon America : ... Audience! I need your help.... what has she done that is so terrible? XD
[20:50:25] @ King of Spades : she...mhmm
[20:50:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Hm....
[20:50:39] Queen of Spades : hmmmm
[20:50:50] @ King of Spades : mhmmmmmmhmmm
[20:51:01] Demon America : ^^
[20:51:12] Alfred Foxy Jones : She Was a very Famous Murderous Pirate who killed and stole and destroyed nations~
[20:51:27] Alfred Foxy Jones : She ran over a flying mint bunny D:
[20:51:35] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Agreed with Foxy
[20:51:43] Demon America : haha, alright.
[20:52:07] Demon America : Lord Kirkland and the King of Spades did their research. The Queen, though, was the brilliant one enough to find out the truth.
[20:52:31] Alfred Foxy Jones : yeah right, more like queenie asked Foxy
[20:53:03] Demon America : "She's essentially a heartless bitch," the Queen explained, sipping his tea calmly. The ever beautiful Queen of Spades was always poised, always smart, and sometimes blunt. Heartless bitch was an understatement [20:54:19] Queen of Spades : . . . . hush
[20:54:22] Alfred Foxy Jones : You can't talk bout my mommy that way ;~;
[20:54:23] Demon America : Foxy didn't like such things being said about his mother. Lord Kirkland was equally horrified to find that Captain Chastity had taken over the ship from Mr. Panda, forcefully pushing him to step down! He wasn't sure if he could trust her. But when she woke up, she was as much a vegetable as the fairy had warned.
[20:54:30] Queen of Spades : >w>
[20:55:07] @ King of Spades : My husband as blunt as ever O7O
[20:55:19] Demon America : "She's kinda scary...." the King remarked. "Queenie, keep away from her..."

[20:56:47] Demon America : And so it was that they left Mr. Panda and Captain Chastity unsupervised. Lord Kirkland was troubled about letting anyone stay in his house like that, but it had to be done. Morning was relatively safe. They'd figure out a way to get to the Queen. 20:57:59] Demon America : The group of chibis were supervised by Queenie. The King of Spades was too busy trying to become the leader of the operation, nevermind that Lord Kirkland and Alec seemed best equipped to lead them all. [21:11:36] Demon America : There was something off about Lady Kipps. And this just kept rubbing Wolfie the wrong way. For her 'supposed' identity as a pacifist, she had been quick to turn around and kick some zombie butt.
[21:12:40] Demon America : Wolfie was a smart one. He could read people and smell lies a mile away. But he wasn't sure what was off about the whole thing. Captain Chastity had seemed too unwilling to fight. But maybe it was because she had been more concerned for the safety of the little ones.
[21:14:05] Demon America : "So, I think we'll make it!" Erik cheered as they neared the palace inside Lord Kirkland's carriage.
[21:14:25] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *listens intently*
[21:14:32] Demon America : "Don't be so optimistic," Alec warned, "the guards probably have our faces by now..."
[21:15:02] Demon America : "Yes, but you're with me," Lord Kirkland reminded them, peering out through curtains as they neared the gates. The cabbie came to a full stop.
21:16:25] Demon America : "You're insufferable. You actually think that the guards will let you in?" Lady Kipps huffed, "Here's the plan. Lord Kirkland, Queen and King of Spades will step out and meet with the Queen. The rest of us will try to get in some other way."
[21:17:22] Demon America : "Oi, who do you think you are? - I'm in charge here. I'm the one that's been killing the zombies longer!" Lord Kirkland growled, beginning to bring out another cigarette in his anxious fury.
[21:17:33] Alfred Foxy Jones : -happily listening and chewing on stuffies-[21:17:38] Demon America : "Hey! I warned you all about fighting. Seriously, let's get it together or we're all going to be thrown out!"
[21:18:15] Demon America : The Queen touched her husband's arm, agreeing with his last statement.
[21:18:36] Demon America : Lady Kipps pursed her lips. "Tell your driver to turn back."
[21:19:10] Demon America : "Are you mad? - Insensible woman from hell. We're here! I'm not ordering him to turn back over your whimsies. What, you want a proper dress?"
[21:19:45] Demon America : Alec and Erik stared at their hands uncomfortably.
[21:20:30] Alfred Foxy Jones : Biotch needs to die
[21:21:00] Lord Arthur Kirkland : Yup
[21:21:04] Alfred Foxy Jones : Gtfo smiley D: [21:22:25] Demon America : And that was when she pulled out one of the surgery knives she had been carrying with her. The Queen of Spades furrowed her brows, taking quick note that - according to the many books he had read - she was holding the knife wrong. Not at all the way a surgeon would. "Wait..." the Queen tried to interrupt, but by then Alec and Erik had grabbed each of Lord Kirkland's arms.
[21:22:46] Demon America : "I'm Captain Chastity Lovelace, aresehole," she spat, "and I'm now leading this operation."
[21:22:59] Alfred Foxy Jones : Papa! -clings, teary-eyed-
[21:23:21] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *hugs Foxy*
[21:23:25] Demon America : Wolfie blinked, "I knwew wit all along! The other Captain never even touched her swor!" Queenie looked at her husband, stopping him from lurching for the girl. "Wait," the Queen cleared her throat, bringing the children closer to them. "If she really is who she says she is, then it is in our best interest to listen."
[21:25:06] Demon America : oh, change that not to now? thankies. ^^ what did you all expect? She had to do something bad to become a demon. XD framing someone else to die for you is a pretty bitch move.
[21:25:41] Alfred Foxy Jones : yeah.... ;~;
[21:26:11] Demon America : hey, trust in your AU Papa.
[21:26:16] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *hugs Foxy*
[21:26:36] Alfred Foxy Jones : I will ;~; -huggles papa back- I just want my mommy and papa~
[21:27:14] Demon America : Lord Kirkland might have not been able to use his arms, but he could certainly move his legs. And so it was that he kicked the real Captain Chastity right in the stomach, making her fall back right onto the King, who held her back immediately.
[21:28:32] Demon America : The Queen of Spades grabbed the surgery knife from her hand, holding it up to her neck. "Alright, my dear, talk." [21:30:20] Demon America : In another dimension, Lord Kirkland - privateer - and his wife ... a fail Demon... were fretting over their missing child and his friends.
[21:30:45] Alfred Foxy Jones : <333 Squeeee <3333 -jumps around- Mommy and papa, you’re in the story <333
[21:31:40] Demon America : Finally after hours of searching, they had found that the secret passageway had been tampered with. And after having to explain to a nagging wife WHY he had a secret passageway in the first place, Lord Kirkland - privateer - decided that their best bet was to follow the passageway to wherever it would take them.
[21:31:46] Demon America : It was then that the cat showed up.
[21:32:12] Demon America : "Ooh, look, love!" Demon beamed, "A cat!"
[21:32:46] Demon America : "Luv, we're not following some diseased cat," Lord Kirkland frowned, grumpily pulling at his wife. "Come. I know the way."
[21:32:56] Demon America : "B--But Kirkie, I think it wants us to follow him!"
[21:33:42] Demon America : Gears, the cat, nodded amicably, throwing in front of them a map. Lord Kirkland grabbed it, opening it. "A map... of London?" [21:34:55] Demon America : "I think he's telling us that this is where Foxy is..."
[21:35:23] Demon America : "Luv, we are in London," Kirk huffed, rolling his eyes. Sometimes his wife was surely dense. "Wait...." he paused, "I... I don't recognize some of this..."
[21:36:40] Demon America : Demon blinked. "Oh dear. I think I do."
[21:36:54] Demon America : ... alright! I think this is enough of me boring you two for the evening. ^^