The Demon Show

Q7Q I-I'll take the soup...*sacrifice*

King of Spades wrote:Q7Q I-I'll take the soup...*sacrifice*

Kingy, your sacrifice for love has been duly noted and shall now be hailed as the ultimate example of what a husband should do for his wife! *claps in awe*



KIRK! ^^ Take note of Kingy's husbandly action.

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-nuzzles- Yay <3 [size=7]((Win, play the cute crying chibi card and It's all good with momma, haha. need to write that one down))[/size


Foxy is fine Mommy <3 Foxy misses mommy, but it's okeh(ish) since i get to talk and rant here to you <3 Of course, i can't forget teasing you. That's really lots of fun~ How is mommy, Foxy wonders. Is mommy doing okay? Is mummy swell? How is. everything. Foxy must know. -nod nod nod- Yes......

;A; I miss you, too, especially our funny/random morning (or very late) conversations when there was no one else around.

I did finish your story, btw. I don't know what to do with it now, haha.

Mommy is doing quite wonderfully well, my darling. ^^ Going through lots of funny, wonderful fails, and lots of other things that will remain Mommy-secrets forever. <3


.... And, no, the chibi crying trick doesn't ALWAYS work. But it will work many times. XD

Pfft.. You just don't want chibi-tears everywhere.


;____; I want that story. Bad. Like ohdearcactus. -sobs- Post it somewhere for Foxy. Dooo eeettt.

Because You love me. And I need the story.

And Damnnibbles. I'm missing your fails -sobs-


Papa didn't give me any porn. ;___; I hope you're proud of him and yourself, depriving me of Porn. But it's okay, Because Wolfie got some from his Papa and shared with me.

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:Pfft.. You just don't want chibi-tears everywhere.


;____; I want that story. Bad. Like ohdearcactus. -sobs- Post it somewhere for Foxy. Dooo eeettt.

Because You love me. And I need the story.

And Damnnibbles. I'm missing your fails -sobs-


Papa didn't give me any porn. ;___; I hope you're proud of him and yourself, depriving me of Porn. But it's okay, Because Wolfie got some from his Papa and shared with me.

Yay! I am proud of your Papa! *sends kirk certificate of commendation via mail* ... Wolfie's Papa did what now? B| behave foxy woxy. Don't force Mama to ground you... Mostly because mama doesn't want to ground the chibi and have chibi tears dispersed all over the place ;A;

Story! I don't know where I could post a story that starts halfway in haha but it is in my laptop - safe and happy and has been for a while! Maybe I can send parts via pm!

8D oh the fails~! You miss the fails? Haha b-but they are fails! XD

I don't just miss the fails. I miss the person who had them and i could laugh at.

But yeah, I miss them fails. Amusement.

Pftt. You should totally send me the story. Even if it must be in bits and pieces. I want. <3



///P.S.: Mamaaaaaaa -sob- Papa threatened to Castrate me ;____; Go set him on fire or something~ -wobble-

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:I don't just miss the fails. I miss the person who had them and i could laugh at.

But yeah, I miss them fails. Amusement.

Pftt. You should totally send me the story. Even if it must be in bits and pieces. I want. <3



///P.S.: Mamaaaaaaa -sob- Papa threatened to Castrate me ;____; Go set him on fire or something~ -wobble-

D'awww, I miss the person laughing at my fails. *hugs*

*nods* I will! I will send it to you starting tomorrow or later today, or whenever I'm done writing my blog for the night. <3 ^^


P.S.



WHAT?!

Nyuuuu~ No one is allowed to castrate my baby! -- I can't set him on fire unless he comes in here I mean, set on fire? *cough* Never... but tell your Papa that if he castrates you, I will break the contract. </3

Again.

*Demon Baby Charlie pets Foxy in an attempt to cheer up the threatened Fox.*

*scoops baby Charlie up for hugs*

I said that to keep Foxy from molesting poor Poofy. I'm trying to protect our son's innocence.

Unless, perhaps, you know how to make Foxy keep it in his pants...

-steals Franny who started up the chibi-waterworks when papa picked him up-
-nuzzles his baby bro-


What innocence again? For god sakes, Foxy lost it when he was thirteen to Ivan, Remember? -eye roll-


///P.S.: Papa died on chibi!Foxy~ How cruel, leaving the small child to wail and sob all by his cute lonesome.... </3 ;___;

It's Charlie, son. BI *takes the chibi back* *gentle cuddling* *is a good papa, kthx*


Well, all right, I'm trying to keep you from being such a pervert, lad. It can't be good for you. There are human interactions other than sexual ones, you know.

-takes Franny back- *snugguhuggu with Chibi*

It's Franny or CharChar, Kthnx.

and what~? Pffft. what do you mean other than sexual? We all know i'm a perv, but myan.

*takes Charlie back* *cuddles the baby*

It's never Franny or Francis. BIIIIIII It's Charlie, Charles, or CharChar.

And Foxy, everything you do is related to sex. Could you try to tone it down so your mother and father won't get heart attacks?

.... What do you mean everything i do is related to sex? ;____;


-takes Franny back- **snuggles with chibi**

Franny, FranFran, CharChar, FranChar, CharFran.

I am the Mama, I had this baby conjured this Demon baby kthanx…. .////.

A-and I'd just like to point out that his full-name (since a certain Captain Kirkland didn’t want his son to have his name) is Charles Francis Jones Jones-Kirkland. He goes by: Charlie, Franny, Char-Char, Demon Baby, and, at his new request, Cutest-Demon-Little-Brother-Ever and Flying-Machine. I refuse to acknowledge the last one.

Now that we have cleared up the Demon Baby’s name, I would further like to announce that I have decide to conjure up another Demon Baby, just because I want a little girl. ^^ That is all.

Oh, and stop fighting, please. <3 Foxy, please be kind to your Papa—he’s doing his best trying to play the part of a single-parent for now. Kirkie, you’re doing a fine job, love, but you need to stop fighting with our son. <3 I love you both! –Oh, and Foxy, remember: Fidelity = Love. I’m sure Momo would agree.

Yes, Yes of course mommy! I must remember -suck up- OTL


Anyway, Must i be kind~? Yeah, sure.

Little sister! *3* -grabby paws- Foxy wants a little sister! <3

NO. NO FRANCIS IN CHARLIE'S NAME. I refuse to have any of our kids named after the horrible frog. Otherwise, I'll rip up our contract. Hmph. *crosses arms*

STOP BEING DRUNK PAPA -glower-

You made us change his first name, don't take the middle toooo!

I mean seriously, he's much to old to change his name now! He'll have identity problems! And it'll be all your fault -crosses arms- Jeeze.

Lord Arthur Kirkland wrote:NO. NO FRANCIS IN CHARLIE'S NAME. I refuse to have any of our kids named after the horrible frog. Otherwise, I'll rip up our contract. Hmph. *crosses arms*

*rocking adorable little Demon Baby Girl that looks like Kirk, except for Demon's blue eyes and eyebrows*

F--Foxy is right. Charlie loves his name and he'd be so unhappy to give it up, especially now that he is a toddler and understands the concept of a name. B--But *sniffle, sniffle* I--I understand if you want to break the contract... ;A; and d--divorce me (I should have been more cautious of those rumors that you were sneaking out with the slutty barmaid! *breaks into a fit of sobs*)

I'll be okay. I'll be strong. I'm a strong Demon - I can be a single Mama to Charlie, a--and our new daughter, and Foxy, and QB, and Gryffy. ;A;

So you can threaten to rip up the contract but I can't? ;A;

Y-you want me to leave, don't you? OTL

You're probably right. I'm a horrible parent and an even worse husband. I can't even keep Foxy under control...

Kirk is going to get drunk and cry himself to death now... *turns towards the bar*

-whimper sobs-

My poor mommy... -coos over new little sister- ;___;

I didn't know papa cheated on you with the barmaid... He did grope/molest kingy though..


-sobs some more- Nooo Broken family </3

*joins papa in bar, depressed*

*sobbing at the bar*

There never was another person! Of course my family wouldn't trust me enough.

But the solution to everyone's problems is always "It's Kirks fault" or "I'm going to destory our contract and leave you" or "Kirk's been unfaithful" or "Kirk is a bad parent"

*sobs* I'm the worst. I don't even know why anybody keeps me around. *gets even more drunk*

*prevents him getting drunk by drinking all his drinks* Noooo

You're not an idiot ;___; We love you papa <3 -sobs-

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-whimper sobs-

My poor mommy... -coos over new little sister- ;___;

I didn't know papa cheated on you with the barmaid... He did grope/molest kingy though..


-sobs some more- Nooo Broken family </3

*joins papa in bar, depressed*

... Your Papa is technically allowed to grope anyone he wants under contract. I'm just the one that can't. *pouts*

Yup, little sister! Isn't she cute? <3

Lord Arthur Kirkland wrote:*sobbing at the bar*

There never was another person! Of course my family wouldn't trust me enough.

But the solution to everyone's problems is always "It's Kirks fault" or "I'm going to destory our contract and leave you" or "Kirk's been unfaithful" or "Kirk is a bad parent"

*sobs* I'm the worst. I don't even know why anybody keeps me around. *gets even more drunk*

*goes to bar to stop husband from getting drunk and doing something stupid* No one said you're a bad parent. I would not have conjured another demon baby if you were a bad parent. Now come back home and name your new baby girl. ^^

*Charlie hugs his Papa* Charlie learned to say Papa first because he loves you, after all. <3 And I love you. ;A; It's not that I don't trust you! - I don't trust the /barmaid/ *shifty eyes at barmaid prancing around the bar* See...? Just look at how she looks at you. *puffs out cheeks*

Now, give me the contract. Let it go. *tries to get Kirk's grip on the parchment to release* Let's not do something rash... <3 You love me, after all, right? ^^ ... RIGHT? 8D

-sobbing at bar still- *considers shooting the floozy barmaid*


;n; Lil sis is adorable.

*wibbles* *already drunk* *clings to Wifey* ;n;

Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:-sobbing at bar still- *considers shooting the floozy barmaid*


;n; Lil sis is adorable.

Of course she is. <3 She's as cute as all of my children were as babies. You were an incredibly cute fox, too. *shows pictures* Look at those /wittle paws/. <3333

Lord Arthur Kirkland wrote:
*wibbles* *already drunk* *clings to Wifey* ;n;

*clings to husband protectively, growling at the floozy barmaid* Yeah, that's right, he's married. Move on!

*Barmaid stares with blank expression - never having even thought of approaching the Pirate* *fail demon has been jealous for no reason*